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Saturday, December 15, 2007

Woe Is Me!





But I have been vewy bad. Mum took me for our regular 2 hour walk and I wrolled in a pile of vomit that I found in the pawk. It smelled so pawtastic - it was even better than the dead bird I wolled in a couple of weeks ago and my usual bat poo and possum poo perfume, but mum was weally upset. She said my behaviowr was enough to make hewr sick and she took me stwaight to the public bathwoom and washed it all off, but it didn't get wid of that pewfume-like awoma, so she gave me another bathf. She is making a face because of the fwagwant awoma. She just doesn't have any taste! No, don't wash it away.
Oh, woe is me!

21 comments:

Maggie & Mitch said...

You must have smelled truly delicious, Asta! hehehehe
Sorry about the bath!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Jackson said...

Mmmmm, vomit! Humans have no taste, do they! J x

Joe Stains said...

humans are so very dramatic aren't they. Just when we get to smelling how we like they RUIN IT!

Amber-Mae said...

Oooo, vomit flavored Asta! Hahahaha!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

You look so pretty, though!

Noah the Airedale said...

Haaa haaaa that is so funny Asta. Our pinky is making a face too....I guess they don't like that kind of thing.
Bet your happy your mum is back. Your new toys look great.

Hugs and tail wags
Noah, Willow, Tess & Lucy

Boo Boo said...

hi Asta :)

well, what is the human thinking ? humans are just humans .... let them be, and yeah, roll in more vomit next time :)

Simba said...

Have a great Christmas and New year. Can't wait to catch up with all the blogs when I get back.

Simba xx

Harry said...

Humans are so strange sometimes!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Luna "The Scruffy Yacht Dog" said...

Glad that you got even with your mom..she look like she had a bath too!!
Luna -tic

Dean-O! said...
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Dean-O! said...

Asta I just know that you smell SO good ':¬}

fee said...

i'm so sad we didn't manage to catch a whiff of that heavenly scent before you got hauled off for that bath! agh! must've been truly delicious!

loves,
fee

Ben_Benjamin said...

Merry xmas & happy new year in advanced!!!

Scrappy and Pebbles said...

Oh My!!!


Tail wags
Scrappy and Pebbles

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh boy... You look sad about the bath Asta.

~ Girl girl

Asta said...

Twinny
I'm sowwy I haven't visited..I didn't know you wewe back!! Welcome..I missed you!!!!
I don't know why the hoomans have such bad taste, they nevew appweciate ouw delicious awomas we woll in..heheheyouw Mom looks like my Mommi aftew she gives me a bath...sopping wet!
did you see I've been in a couple of movies??and plus I went Ice skating and you also missed my cawwoling pawty..youw Mom has a lot to answew fow!!!
smoochie kisses
Asta twinny

Lenny said...

Sorry about the bath, Asta. Why don't humans get it? I bet the vomit smelled marvelous. Too bad your mom couldn't appreciate it.

Your friend, Lenny

Tiffany Norris said...

My Old Girl always says I is stinky when I is not, too!
Woof, Fred
P.S. I likes your blog.

Koobuss said...

Oh Asta,

You find all the best stuff!! You are just so good at that. I wish I had some of your talent. You are very lucky. It is a shame that your mom does not appreciate your good taste.

Koobuss Kisses,
Koobie

Dean-O! said...

Hope you woke up to find lots of gifties that need unwrapping ':¬}

Merry Christmas!