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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Message From Asta's Neighbor: Furprise News!

Hello, friends of Asta. My name is Oscar and I've been Asta's neighbor for the last few years. And Asta getting her furprise has everything to do with me. I'm from Michigan and I moved to Melbourne about 10 years ago with my servant, K.O. My servant works with Asta's hooman, and sometimes when my hooman goes to the US, Asta and her servant feed me and care for me, which is what they live for. I've known Asta since she was a puppy, and we get on pretty well considering she's a dog. Last year, Asta's mum had to take me to the vampire vet for some blood tests and when we were at the vampire den, she saw a cat up for adoption. Obviously, this creature wasn't as wonderful and handsome as me, but Asta's hooman was gaga, claiming this hideous and scraggly mop of hair and bones was the spitting image of a cat she had 20 years ago back in California, so she took her home on a misguided impulse. She was obviously suffering delusions. Anyway, this pathetic animal had been given the embarrassing name of Big Mama Puss by the vampire's assistant, but Asta's mum had the good sense to rename her after her previous incarnation, Pussy Galore. Here are her paws and you will see the rest "soon."


Noah the Airedale said...

Crikey Asta seems to get along very well with cats.
Pussy Galores paws are quite cute. Looking forward to seeing the rest of her.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Oscar!
Nice to meet you! Sounds like you are a good friend of Asta!
Pussy Galores?? I like that name!
Kisses and hugs

Gus said...

Hello Oscar, nice to meetcha. We are a bit relieved to know this is not a Davey Crockett hat. But, um....cats are not our favorite kind of dog.


Yogui said...

Put a Pussy Cat in your life is a nice idea...
Guauu Guauu! (sorry I barked in spanish) Woof, Woof!

Asta said...

Hello Oscar,
Nice to meet you. Any fwiend of Asta Twinnie's is a fwiend of mine..I can't wait to meet Pussy galowe..I'm suwe she is quite bootiful.
smoochie kisses

Bae Bae said...

Oh Asta have a cat.. That must be pawsome..

~ Bae

Simba and Jazzi said...

I'll stick with my sister, I don't think a cat would last long here.

Simba and Jazzi

Eric said...

Hi Oscar. Being black are you lucky? Please cross my path if you are.Anyways you ARE handsome. No wonder Asta likes you. Pussy Galore - ha what a hoot! Nice paws
Pussy Galore, do they live up to the rest of you?

Wags, Eric xx

Maggie and Mitch said...

Pussy Galores has pretty cute tootsies! We can't wait to see the rest of her!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Dewey Dewster said...

Pussy Galore, huh ???? Sounds like someone inta porn fer sure....hope she's not an exhibitionist....if so yer life will never be the same....

Dewey Dewster here....

Stanley said...

AlRIGHT already! Let's see the rest of this furprise! C'mon, I'm ready for the unveiling!

Is she really named Pussy Galore?! Who was the James Bond fan back in California?

Goober love,

Katie and Gizmo said...

Pussy Galore indeed. How many cats do you know Asta?
I can't wait to see the rest of her. Sounds like she might be a very interesting looking ball of fur.


Huskee and Hershey said...

Hahhaha.. I am so glad Asta's mama had the good sense to change her name! 'Big Mama Puss' is a bit hard to accept.. **stifling laughter**
Can't wait to see the rest of her soon!

Estrella said...

hahahaha, pussy galore, such a cool name! i bet she carries it well"